Race registration comes with entry into the race, a “I Beat The Blerch” race/tech shirt and medal, and goodie bag full of stickers and Blerchy surprises. Along the course you’ll be treated to magical beverages, sports gels or bars, and most importantly Birthday cake and Nutella sandwiches!
Yes, they will go on sale on April 2, 2018
Heck yes! You can run both and you’ll get two different awesome tech shirts and two different bags of goodies.
Sorry, no refunds will be given for any reason. However, you can transfer your registration to another person–see below.
Transferring your registration to another person is allowed ($15 transfer fee) as long as this is done at least 14 days prior to the race. Please note that the shirt size cannot be changed during the transfer process. Click here to contact us to get your transfer started.
Nope. We've sold out both days so we can longer swap days.
Nope. Due to the upfront cost of each race, different shirts, goodie bag items and two different registration systems you cannot transfer from the live race to the virtual race.
Possibly, after the race, as long as we have enough extra shirts. If you’d like to swap out your shirt, bring your unworn shirt to the registration area after you’re done running and we can exchange your shirt. If we don’t have enough extras, we will not be able to exchange your shirt.
Seattle has a seven hour cutoff.
No dogs or strollers of any kind are allowed on the course. This is for insurance purposes.
Both races will be identical.
Yes, portable restrooms will be out on the trail available for you to use.
Yes, The Oatmeal books, Blerch merchandise and Exploding Kittens games will be available for purchase during packet pickup and on race days. Matthew Inman will be there if you want it signed.
Yes, lots. Eat (and vomit) at your own risk.
No. You have to pre-register.
BECAUSE THEY CANTALOUPE.